Question:

I suffer from chronic bowel movements and I am uncertain if there is a connection between the sudden onset of this personal plague and my corresponding blackout during a recent expedition to the Himalayas. Any advice?

-- question from New Zealand

Answer:

If you are alluding your condition to an abduction, I would say it is possible. We have uncovered lots of medical maladies that seem to be related to abductions. There is not enough evidence and data gathering being done in this area.

Despite what you think the cause might be, I would seek the professional treatment of the medical professionals. You might have picked something up in the Himalayas.

Joseph Stewart, Alien Abduction Researcher