Question:

I want to be abducted by aliens! No Joke! Do you have any idea how to get the aliens' attention?

Answer:

Here are AAER's Top 10 Ways to Be Abducted by Aliens:

1. Be born to an abductee.

2. Be related to an abductee.

3. Be married to an abductee.

4. Live with an abductee.

5. Spend time with an abductee.

6. Take long walks at night into remote areas to go star-gazing.

7. Go on overnight camping trips into remote, uninhabited areas.

8. Insist on playing alone in a secret place as a child even if you are told not to.

9. As a child, spend a lot of time playing alone in a field, woods, or secret place where no one can see or hear you.

10. Spend time outdoors in the country or in rural areas away from people.