First, let us look at some of the laughable situations
created in alien abduction. A real puzzle began when an
east coast USA female abductee was returned wearing a
man's tee shirt instead of her nightgown. The logo on
the shirt was, "13th. Tsukuba Marathon." I
finally traced the source of the name to a Japanese
outer space complex, but why was the tee shirt on an
east coast USA woman?
According to our covert Federal controllers abduction is not
even happening, but the aliens are so busy at it they
regularly goof up on abductees' clothing. Probably
sometimes due to the less than smart at times, Gray type
aliens. My abductees have returned with clothing inside
out or backward or owned by someone else. A Virginia
case has four shirts he never owned.
In case #92 Jacqueline, a Sage Apache in Idaho, was quite
furious when she was returned in some other woman's
panties. Some bewildered persons have found themselves
outside naked in the yard. A family of five all found
themselves all in different beds on the night neighbors
saw bright lights and found a burned circle in the yard.
One husband kept replacing his wife's nightgowns in the hope
that she wouldn't be seen floating naked over the
neighborhood. One woman wore her Victoria's Secret
nightgown to bed and returned in a man's oversized
shirt. What man awakened in the Victoria's Secret
nightgown and what did he tell his wife?
In case #4, Fox an Illinois farmer, moved to a new house on
the property and some tenants moved into his old house.
The next morning they were hurriedly moving out having
had the wits scared out of them. Some very strange big
headed ghosts with large eyes had peered at them in
their rooms. Apparently the imperfect aliens had
temporarily lost track of the farmer that they were
In case #58 Curtis from Michigan and his abductors again
proved they were not perfect. The aliens had light beam
power problems and they had a frightened flailing human
on their hands. They couldn't get through the roof until
the beam powered up. Once in bed Curtis watched a Gray
bump its head on the ceiling unable to get through until
the beam again powered up.
In case #1 Brandenburg, Indiana the joke was on the
frightened abductee. When two tall Grays approached him
in the craft holding out their arms toward him he
decided he better give them something. He handed over a
$20 bill from his pocket. Both examined it and that was
the last he ever saw of it. He didn't have long to worry
for one alien grabbed his arm and moved a pen-like
device above the arm bend. I viewed the three long
purple marks under his skin. In the yard were two 12
inch circular browned grass places each side of the spot
he was zapped into the UFO from.
In case #34 Wingate, Kentucky a woman was mad, pregnant and
not under control when three Grays in a row approached
her across the bedroom floor. She leaped up and grabbed
the middle Gray by its thin neck. She squeezed and its
head fell back on its back. A slight startled look
appeared on the faces of its two companions. Supporting
the injured one they backed up robot style into the
light beam in the bathroom and vanished. The abductee
went back to bed full of remorse hoping she had not
killed the being. David Jacobs Ph.D. also had a case in
which the abductee kicked back causing the same effect
in a Gray.
In case #105, New Jersey, Peggy possessed phenomenal ability
to disturb all manner of electrical/radio equipment.
Once when she walked by a row of slot machines in
Atlantic City she set them all off. Jackpots clanged,
happy players screamed, and casino employees stood
In case #3 White Song, Indiana, Zanna this abductee's Gray
mentor, and others would fly White Song and her sister
out of their upstairs farmhouse bedroom and up to the
UFO. One night while enroute the troop of beings stopped
and stretched their necks looking around as if checking
something out. Later that morning as the little girls
played on the floor in front of their parents they tried
to stretch their necks like their aerial friends had.
The parents, of course, thought their children were
trying to act out another of their wild dreams.
Just about the funniest alien goof up was when a woman near
Jefferson City, Missouri. had her escorting aliens
abandon her and rush back to their craft. The UFO had
landed and the weakened earth gave way under it. It had
landed on a Missouri sink hole and sank out of sight.
Scientists from near by Rolla, Missouri investigated
this 20 foot diameter, 30 foot deep hole.
Although the UFO scene is deadly serious, one can see a
little pathetic humor occasionally. The aliens will use
space to tell you in detail about one alien "trick
" then move on to things that are worse and show
the intruders' awesome ability to do as they wish.
Mrs. Reed was driving on US-97 southeast of Crater Lake in
Oregon. A she and the others climbed toward the summit,
they noticed they were getting low on gas, so they began
to look for a service station. Around a bend they came
upon a big round building that was all lit up. As the
car motor sputtered, then stopped, they coasted into a
brightly lit, covered parking area containing several autos.
They entered a circular enclosure that was so brightly
illuminated the walls seemed like mirrors. The group sat
at a strange-looking table. The big round room had many
windows around it two feet from the ceiling. The waiters
and waitresses all were blond, and looked alike. They
were about four and one half feet tall, slender, and
wore silver uniforms and boots. They had soft musical
One of the witnesses later remembered saying that the place
was "really unbelievable." They believed they
ordered, ate, and paid for a meal . As they left, their
car coasted out of the place and was going around a bend
before the motor started. They were still worried about
the gas until they discovered the gauge showed
Later they arrived at State Road 138 and stopped to ask one
of the highway employees working there with snowplows
about the new restaurant up the road. The man looked at
them as if they were "nuts " or something. He
said there was no restaurant up the road and directed
them to Chenult, 10 miles distant, where they bought
It was here that Mrs. Reed's stepdaughter discovered she had
left her purse in the restaurant. So they drove back to
the area where they thought the restaurant had to be
located. Their search proved fruitless. At Chenault,
they stopped to eat and no one there knew of a round
restaurant and they got the same strange looks.
Mrs. Reed also discovered she had the same amount of money
she had before they stopped at the mysterious
restaurant. It is apparent the group's abduction started
before the false gas gauge reading and ended after they
departed the so called restaurant.
Let us move on to things of a more serious nature. On a farm
near Floyd's Knob in southern Indiana, a brother and
sister I'll call Ted and Susan, later begin to have
recall of a prior event. Susan remembers the orange ball
outside and the beautiful blue, purple and violet lights
in her room.
The little Gray beings and the tall blonde-haired human-like
being in resplendent robe who seemed to be in charge.
Photo of Donald Worley,
Alien Abduction Researcher
The being's great interest in her stepfather's polio
atrophied legs. Her sister's curly head next to hers as
they went up the beam into the craft. The needle that
was inserted up her right nostril.
Once back in the house she found her family sitting like
zombies in the front room. The next day the military
arrived. In came a white staff car, jeep, vans full of
instruments, and a troop carrier with soldiers who combed
the entire one acre farm. Equipment was set up in the
front room and many tests were conducted especially on
Susan. She was given an injection by white-coated doctors
that made her sleepy and caused her to reveal the secrets
of her mind.
Ted remembers some of the activities of the military outside
the house for he was the only one allowed out to do the
chores in the several days that the military was there. In
this incident we see our forces trying to find out what
the aliens were up to after they had already done it. One
thing sure we have never been able to stop any of the
thousands of abductions.
Even more alarming is a case investigated by Robyn Quail, who
has hypnotically regressed nearly 500 abductees over the
last 20 years. In broad daylight in February 1991, 150
employees of a major Data Communications Center, over a
two hour period, experienced a lapse in memory. Those
scheduled to get off their shifts woke up in the corridors
two hours later. Those arriving for work came to in their
cars in the parking lot.
Three witnesses reported small gray beings getting off ships,
bodies being levitated in the hall, humans passing through
the ceiling, and many other details. Five large burned
circles were outside the isolated building. Three
independent security systems made to withstand nuclear war
had failed. Insulated cable in the lead lined room was
"lasered out " and video tapes and computer data
was erased. People were transferred and this foreboding
incident was quickly hushed up.
As we continue on with the worst, we see things under the lid
of the Pandora's box we would rather not have to acknowledge. I'll just
randomly sketch through a few and not try to go into
In my Lisa/Ohio, Pamara/Indiana, Rosemarie/New Jersey,
Becky/Indiana, GP/California, and Barbara/Arizona cases,
the heartless aliens were fetus thieves at about three or
four months. Yes, the fetuses were there and they vanished.
Pamara (Richmond, Indiana ) remembered the time when her
confirmed baby was taken from her womb. Her apart legs
were restrained on one of those examination apparatuses
with four Grays around her. They used a vibrating wire-like device to get the fetus out.
Her fear was such from this trip that she hid on the floor
of the auto and crawled into her house from the car. Her
family had been with her.
A few of my abductees have ended up in mental wards, but got
back out. Who knows how many were not this lucky.
In my Mark/Decatur County Indiana case this law enforcement
employee kept his sanity but the beautiful straight line
scar in the back of his head was a great worry.
In my Hicks/Florida case this ex-naval intelligence officer
did not survive. With his life ruined he hung himself
leaving a wife and three children. I was very upset with
myself that I didn't do better in this case, but when you
have a series of cases you must due to time limits, let
the ones who seem ok, move on.
In my Cloud/Indiana case the poor soul who was out walking
his dogs was taken . His young life was greatly changed
because he was returned with grand mal epilepsy controlled
to petit mal. His two dogs skin turned red and hair fell
out and they died. [AAER Note: See Lynn Taylor's
research into the negative impact that alien contact
has on house pets.] In a New Hampshire case, was again the result.
In my Ingrum/Tennessee case when the oriental-type MIB in
their big black limousines showed up, it was finally too
much for Stanley Ingrum, an ex-judge and news columnist,
who died of a heart attack.
My Bridget/Indiana case happened near the street where I was
born 81 years ago in this city. Bridget was taken aboard
the long fish-shaped (even had a scale like surface) UFO
that sat just off the ground near their house. Her
daughter does not remember being taken but she and her
mother remembered seeing from the house a group of about
seven persons standing zombie-like looking at the UFO.
I wrote an article about this incident published in the local
paper seeking any of those persons. My search of the
neighborhood and this article never uncovered one person
who recalled being there. Since I have had several other
cases of groups like this, I was not surprised no one was
found. At least they all did not vanish.
This brings me to several times in which the persons did
late Indiana radio announcer-writer Frank Edwards, with
whom I corresponded, uncovered several interesting cases
where the end result was terrible. The island trading
schooner Joyita was found abandoned off Fiji and the 25
persons aboard her were never seen again. A circular
section of her upper deck was burned. Four years later,
3,500 miles away, a wine bottle washed up on the shore at
Wirlota Beach in Australia. A hastily scribbled note in
the bottle read, "Abandoning ship. Strange, circular,
metal object forcing us aboard it. Help us! "
Frank Edwards also reported on the strange case of the
village on the shore of Lake Anjikuni 500 miles north of
Churchill in Canada. On a windy, frigid day in November of
1930, trapper Joe Labelle stopped to see his friends at
the village. His cried were answered only by the moaning
of the wind for not a soul remained in the village. He
found his friend's guns leaning against the walls of their
huts. Their clothing was still there. He found a certain
kind of berry in the cooking pots and realized this last
meal must have been prepared several months ago.
Outside, the dogs were found dead of starvation
where they had been tied. The village kayaks were found
pulled up on the beach. The body of one Eskimo had been
removed from its grave. In those harsh regions no one goes
off leaving his gun, clothing and dogs. Eskimos do not
disturb their dead. Skilled trackers found no signs on the
tundra that the inhabitants had left the village. A
lengthy and thorough investigation by the Northwest
Mounted Police and Canadian Pathologists failed to find an
answer to this riddle. Something suddenly removed the 30
hapless inhabitants from their village.
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