abudcted

Ok, I was coming home from the bar like I do every friday night driving in my pickup.  I wasn’t drunk, I only had about seven beers I think.  Anyway I was driving home and then I saw a wierd star in the distance.  This, “star” was moving.  Then it stopped and went in the opposite direction.  THen it came at me impossibly quick.  As it got closer, I relized that it was about the size of a small house.  It shown a bluish light on my, and my car broke down.  I got out of the car and tried to run and then I blacked out.  That was the last thing I remember.  I woke up the next morning lying face down on the floor.  When I went in the kitchen there were eighty one bill cosbey bobbleheads placed around the room to spell the word remember.  I think I was abducted.